suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via psyducked)

17.Apr.14 19 hours ago

dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

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17.Apr.14 19 hours ago

unsuccessfulblogger:

if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever

(via popularboyfriend)

17.Apr.14 19 hours ago

angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

(via loserslol)

17.Apr.14 19 hours ago
17.Apr.14 19 hours ago

overlypolitebisexual:

occupation: the family disappointment

(via laura-in-w0nderland)

17.Apr.14 19 hours ago
17.Apr.14 20 hours ago

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via memephase)

17.Apr.14 20 hours ago